I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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