Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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