nut hugger
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
