Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Randomize
