Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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