Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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