dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
