I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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