Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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