so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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