It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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