Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
me + whiskey = a bad person
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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