Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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