I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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