stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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