She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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