He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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