Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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