haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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