Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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