i just wanna soil my oats bro
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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