people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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