how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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