I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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