Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Someone signed my nipple.
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