I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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