quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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