Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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