I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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