he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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