SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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