Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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