She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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