Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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