can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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