I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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