I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Less talking, more tequila
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
