how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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