there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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