Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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