wat bout pragnant strippers??
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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