I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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