so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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