she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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