Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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