Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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