R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Fuck appropriateness.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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