They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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