I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
accomplished twins. life is a go
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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