I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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