The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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