i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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